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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"They say love is more important than money. B!tch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!"

"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."

"what did the cemetery dude say when he buried the wrong guy? i made a grave mistake"

"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"

"What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa? Paddle Pop!"

"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."