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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the canadian who stole gold? It was a buttload, too!"
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"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""
"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."
"Sometimes I like to stand in front of a mirror and reflect."
"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM... Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes."
"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."
"I met a guy with a tattoo on his penis that said ""Shorty"". When he got an erection, it said ""Shorty's Truck Stop Chattanooga, Tennessee""."
"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."