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Joke of the Day
"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"
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"I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver."
"They offered me money to promote a product in my Twitter account, but my dignity is strong, as Axion ""The true grease stain remover"""
"What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen? You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen."
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
"What's the Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"Why are there no nice cars in heaven? Because abortions float."
"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."