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Joke of the Day

"Two melons were out for a romantic dinner. One melon said to the other, ""Honey, dew you love me?"" The other replied, ""Yes, but I cantaloupe!"" ### ...I'll show myself out"

"I picked up an upside down bag of candy and ate it all in one go. I just love W&W's."

"A policeman and a prisoner play chess. The policeman beats him."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."

"me: How many calls do I get? cop: one me: What do you think is more likely? a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel?"

"What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool? A watermeloncollie."

"Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"""

"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"

"Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me. He said ""You da bomb!"""

"""My dad is a famous spy"" Yeah my dad sucks at his job too"