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Joke of the Day
"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"
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"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"
"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted."
"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"
"Why did the CS major quit his job? He didn't get arrays."
"What do you call a gay quadriplegic? A tomato. It's a vegetable that's a fruit!"
"A girlfriend and boyfriend are talking... The girl says, ""hey John, how do you spell 'pedophilia?'"" He responds, ""gosh honey, why do you need to know? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."""
"I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife."