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Joke of the Day
"""My dad is a famous spy"" Yeah my dad sucks at his job too"
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"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"
"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."
"I tried to break into the Apple Store but... ...the backdoor was locked and they didn't have any windows"
"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."
"My body is a temple. I care about it three to five times a year purely out of guilt."
"Body scans and genital fondlings would save more lives if our Government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to change the lightbulb and nine to blog about how empowering it was."
"A joke my kid told me today. Him: dad guess who is the smallest family in the world? Me: I don't know, who? Him: the atoms family. Not bad for 7 years old."
"tip: glue a tiny mirror onto your drivers license photo so, when you hand it to the cops, they will get confused & arrest themselves instead"