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Joke of the Day

"Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"""

"Everyone is worried Trump will pull us out of The Paris Accord... But Trump doesn't know how to pull out, that is why he has 10 kids."

"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"

"How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."

"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"

"I took my wife to the Planetarium. She was shocked to learn that she is not the center of the universe."

"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."

"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"