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Joke of the Day

"A policeman and a prisoner play chess. The policeman beats him."

"What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe? (x-post from r/funny) [Poetic Justice](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1_500.png)"

"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"

"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."

"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."

"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll except under a full moon"

"Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear? It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear"

"Hi, I'm Megan. You may know me from such public encounters with kids as ""No, YOUR face is stupid"" and ""I didn't trip you, you fell""."

"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."