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Joke of the Day

"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious."

"What did the right crazy-saggy boob say to the left crazy-saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts."

"I don't find dead comedians funny Probably because they're post-humourous."

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"

"My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place"

"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."

"Wanna hear a joke? Psych"

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."