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Joke of the Day
"Girl anatomy jokes are not funny period."
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"What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink? The fun guy"
"[speed dating] ME: I like your hair HER: OK ME: And your teeth are so smiley HER: You know this is a job interview, right? ME: *rings bell*"
"Coming up to the anniversary of 9/11 a reminder, that jokes about this tragedy are plane wrong."
"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head. (Get the reference?)"
"What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit? Mango!"
"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."
"Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry."
"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"