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"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."
"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"
"My kids aren't going to believe in Santa. They're going to believe in a magical Unicorn that barfs the presents under the tree."
"Man, I sure love gravity It's really down to earth"
"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"
"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."
"There's no gangsta way to say ""Oopsie Daisy."" I know that now."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."
"Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge? He wanted tequila."