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"""Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine."""
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"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"
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"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"
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"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."
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