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Joke of the Day

"What's the great thing about having aids for gay men No need to worry about getting it again"

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"How did Hitler like his juice? Concentrated"
"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"That's a nice ham you got there... It'd be a shame if you put an 's' in front and an 'e' at the end of it."
"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""
"Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented."
"I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad."
"My parents and teachers said I could be anything I wanted but I'm 28 now and I'm still not a hot Asian girl named Bang Bang :("
"What does a spanish programmer program in? Si++"
"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"