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Joke of the Day
"Can I tell you a joke about the wall? Nevermind you'll never get over it."
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"Every TEDTalk seems like a fake laugh convention."
"I would complain about the siren of an ambulance even if I was in the back of it."
"MC HAMMER: U can't touch this! ... U can't touch this! MASSAGE THERAPIST: Please just let me do my job Mr. Hammer! MC HAMMER: U can't tou..."
"Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!"
"When is a door, not a door? ... when it's ajar."
"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"
"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"
"Whenever I accidentally watch the Bravo channel, the last thing that comes to mind is the word, ""Bravo!"""
"There once was a soldier named Private Acid HQ called him back. When he got to home base, he was found neutralized."