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Joke of the Day
"I'm afraid to be around unarmed black men. What if the police miss and shoot me by mistake?"
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"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."
"Do you guys want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, its too cheesy"
"Your dog may be smarter than an honor student... but when was the last time you saw a mother carrying a plastic bag in case her honor student shits in the neighbor's yard?"
"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."
"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"
"They tried me make to go to rehab and I said what is rehab hombre I speak Spanish *huffs a lot paint*"
"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."
"[courtroom, on witness stand] Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it? Me: It was pizza [jury nods, murmurs]"