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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I accidentally watch the Bravo channel, the last thing that comes to mind is the word, ""Bravo!"""

"Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals? In his briefcase!"

"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""

"Remember, if you smoke after sex... ...You're doing it too fast!"

"If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be? A Fassbender"

"You never know how many people are out jogging early in the morning till you back out of your driveway with frost covered windows."

"The best way to get the woman of your dreams is to comment ""gorgeous"" on a minimum of 52 of her selfies."

"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"

"What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro golfer? A pedophile always finishes in under 18 holes."

"What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-Tard"