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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what looks funny? s p o u ,no u p no"

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"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."
"I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs."
"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."
"Kids today will never know what it's like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day."
"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"
"I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching To reverse and leaving the scene"
"What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"