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Joke of the Day
"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"
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"Oh, your pet loves you more than anyone else? No shit, if you controlled when I ate I'd be obsessed with you too."
"If the camera adds ten pounds.. Do African kids even exist?"
"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."
"What do a d20 and my penis have in common? Girls don't play with either of them."
"Even after all the crap that's gone between them. They're still together. My butt cheeks :)"
"Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself."
"I'm classically trained in the art of Nintendo."
"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""