112048

Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A: None they only screw the poor"

"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"

"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"

"What's green with a brown tip? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge."

"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"

"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."

"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"

"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."

"They say not to covet which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac."