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Joke of the Day
"I remember when you had to subscribe to Reader's Digest to read jokes this bad."
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"Are you a Carbon sample? Because I want to *date* you."
"My favorite joke: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!"
"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."
"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."
"What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name"
"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."
"I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart"
"ELEVATOR SHOES Q: What's yellow and goes up and down? A: A banana in an elevator."
"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."