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Joke of the Day

"Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich? Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar."

"I'm not racist... I'm not racist, cause racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it."

"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."

"What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone? ""Get in the trunk"""

"I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'"

"Really the only way to look cool eating a salad is to shoot it into your mouth with a crossbow."

"yes off course i'm an American My friend calls me up and asks ""Hey are you free tonight?"" And I say of course, I'm American"

"Do your part as a parent by helping prevent teen pregnancy. Let your child play the tuba. Tuba players never get laid."

"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."