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Joke of the Day
"What do sick composers drink? Tchai *cough* Tea"
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"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."
"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."
"My tombstone will read I should have googled it first."
"What did the frog's girlfriend need when she was on her period? A lily pad."
"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Come on man, I don't have 2020 vision!"
"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"
"Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere"
"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."
"*weighs self* ""Shit"" *takes clothes off* ""GODDAMMIT"" *takes tampon out*"