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Joke of the Day

"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"

"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."

"Why do blonds have schools underwater. Because deep down, they're not so stupid."

"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?"

"My dog has no nose. That's terrible! How does he smell? Awful."

"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"

"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"

"What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? ""What I want to be *IF* I grow up"""