173963

Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"

"What's Medusa's favorite cheese? Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola"

"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."

"Lesbians build huge mansion in atlanta... It was all tounge and groove, not a single stud in the house. (Construction workers joke, you might not get it)"

"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""

"Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction."

"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."

"I never feel more American than when Hulu makes me pick my ""advertising experience."""

"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."