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"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"
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"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."
"Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."
"most offensive jokes I want to hear the most offensive jokes you have ever heard or told. Send that shit in. Because I loves me some offensive jokes."
"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"
"Telemarketer: Good afternoon, Sir. Me: Do you walk with a limp? Telemarketer: No. Me: Want to? Telemarketer: Thank you for your time."
"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"
"Psyched for the new Rihanna/Chris Brown songs! Haven't been this excited since Hitler & Anne Frank's duet, ""Chillax, Haterz!"""
"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"