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Joke of the Day

"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."

"I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist !"

"I'm allergic to chickpeas. Any time I eat them I falafel."

"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."

"Hear about all those Japanese people killing dolphins? Apparently they've been doing it on porpoise!"

"What did the passive-aggressive raven say? ""Nevermind, Nevermind"""

"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"

"Josh Dugger The Christians are taking the latest news regarding the Dugger family hard. I just drove by a Chick-fil-A, and the flags were at half-staff."

"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."

"Want to play the rape game? No!! *wink* That's the spirit"