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Joke of the Day

"Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you."

"What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!"

"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"

"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."

"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"

"Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring. I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson"

"What does a guy with a big dick eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, a side of bacon, a glass of milk..."

"""What's wrong with our country?"" OBAMA! ""Who are we going to reelect in 2012?"" OBAMA!"

"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"

"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."