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"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"
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"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"
"3 men walk into a bar, bartender say... How'd you get in here"
"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"
"What do you call a cat that urinates in your shoes? Piss in boots Credit: My flatmate"
"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."
"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
"Here's a promise - if a scuba shop is within sprinting distance of the ocean and they let me try stuff on I'm not paying for a damn thing."
"Why did I rob the bank? For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before."