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Joke of the Day
"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"
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"I'll pay full price for the next iPhone if the only change they make to it is erasing ""ducking"" from the autocorrect."
"I used to date a girl that liked it in the ear. Every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head."
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."
"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he's finished."
"How do German people not choke to death when they talk"
"A history professor was given a boring lecture about Russian dictators Finally, an exasperated student exclaimed,""stop, you're putin me to sleep"""
"/r/jokes in a nutshell... Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine? It was selling coke."
"Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth"