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Joke of the Day
"Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye."
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"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"
"34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though."
"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."
"Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."" The helium doesn't react."