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Joke of the Day
"Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye."
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"If I were an attractive girl, I would introduce myself as Hottie McHotterson because I would still be an asshole."
"I was gonna tell you a joke about the wind... ...But it blows"
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"
"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"
"[On The Cross] Jesus:""Father, forgive them, fore they know no-"" Voice from the crowd:""DO THE WINE TRICK"""
"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"
"A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar... A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar and says, ""hey, big boy. You single?"" He says, ""yeah! How'd you know?"" ""You're fucking ugly, for starters."""
"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""
"Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight! One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, ""If you cross this line i will punch you!"" That was the punchline."