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Joke of the Day
"What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!"
Next Joke
"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
"I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?"
"Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rabbit prints and follows them. After 3 hours he finds the rabbit lines up his shot and missed... Just by a hare."
"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"What does a monk say when you evict him? Namaste"
"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."
"What do you call Nicky Minaj's ass? Silicone valley"
"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"