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Joke of the Day

"""What's wrong with our country?"" OBAMA! ""Who are we going to reelect in 2012?"" OBAMA!"

"A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey! We don't serve robots in here."" The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, ""Oh, you will... Someday, you will."""

"What did the depressed muppet say? I want to Kermit suicide."

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth"

"Some women are never satisfied. Last night i gave my girlfriend the biggest orgasm of her life. What did she do, spit it out."

"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."

"Why was 4 afraid of 5? Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word."

"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."

"a lady was like ""can you believe he's 14 months old already"" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day"

"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"