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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"
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"*cutting the sleeves off a snuggie and calling it a thuggie*"
"Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate."
"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."
"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."
"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"
"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."
"What did the white man do at the club? Pout while all the colored folk were bumpin and grinding with all the fine white bitches"
"A person walks into a hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap around his genitals. The front desk clerk says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"""Child rearing"" sounds like something that'll get you life in prison."