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Joke of the Day

"A person walks into a hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap around his genitals. The front desk clerk says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"

"One time I was so high, my flatscreen fell off the wall and I thought it was just part of the movie."

"Your momma is so fat, her personal website has a .org domain"

"Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows"

"I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack."

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon? 3edgy5me"

"What do they call a bra in Sweden? A holdsemfromfloppin"

"We All KEA! My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift. I asked why. He said, ""Assembly required."""