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Joke of the Day

"Why do people looking for motivational seminars and people attending bodybuilding competitions keep accidentally going to each other's events? They both want personal growth."

"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"

"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"

"What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."

"What's the difference between having a boner and being cyberbullied? One is getting erect, and the other is getting e-wrecked."

"Name a famous robber! Cops!"

"Why did the pig avoid the cooking class? Because he didn't like bakin"

"Ignorance is only bliss until you wish you knew the answer"

"""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people."