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Joke of the Day
"The definition of trust. Whats the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
Next Joke
"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"
"What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything? The mythbusters and ghostbusters."
"And now I spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not I removed the sticker from the apple I just ate."
"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."
"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""
"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"
"Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979?"
"I always wear an athletic cup. It's over-protection in a nut shell."
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."