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Joke of the Day

"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."

"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"

"I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher."

"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."

"What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!"

"Sometimes my dog looks super fucking delicious. #AsianPeopleProblems"

"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"

"People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?"

"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"

"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"