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Joke of the Day

"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."

"Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet? The Internet: 7/10 The Internet with Rice: 10/10"

"In an interview: ""How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"" ""I Excel at it."" ""Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"" ""Word."" Edit: thanks u/Steve_Jobs_iGhost"

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."

"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the other side."

"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."

"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."

"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."