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Joke of the Day
"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."
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"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."
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"I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock."
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"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"