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Joke of the Day
"What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips."
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"16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said ""Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide. H/T - my seven year old son."
"[guy from the 50s arrives in a time machine] ""Who's president?"" Barack Obama ""Braco? Sounds Mexican"" Nope ""Whew"" You might want to sit down"
"Say what you want about skiing... ..but the sports going downhill, Fast!"
"What do you call a slow transgender? Translate."
"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."
"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."
"When I'm on my death bed, I want my last words to be....""I left the diamonds on an Island, look for clues on my Face Book!....."", just to get them to read all the jokes I've posted."