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"Did you hear about the kid who fixed the Internet? The Internet: 7/10 The Internet with Rice: 10/10"

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"Did you hear about the guy with a fetish for public transportation? He got off at every stop."
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"""I shit you not"" - Yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom"
"OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair. And a table."
"""That damn Lassie said Timmy fell down a ruffruffruff"" ""Relax, honey. I'm sure she means well"""
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