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Joke of the Day
"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""
Next Joke
"A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,""I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"
"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"
"Anyone who uses the phrase ""easy as taking candy from a baby"" has never tried taking candy from a baby."
"*loses faith in humanity* ""this is the type of problem that can only be solved by 13 photos of unlikely animal friendships"""
"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"
"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"