200601
Joke of the Day
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."
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"The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. AYE MATEY!"
"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."
"There is no cool way to chase after a ping pong ball."
"What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face after you're 12."
"I called a dentist.. I: I would like an appointment. Dentist: Sure, what time would you like to come. I: Two thirty."
"Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)"
"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"
"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"
"I'm expended, I'm expensive, And I'm expanded. ... Ijkwim."