200601
Joke of the Day
"Hope the big twist in that new M. Night Shaymalan movie is that it doesn't suck."
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"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."
"Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas"
"I cried when one day when my dad decided to chop onions for dinner... I miss onions, he was a good dog."
"[on a Speed date] pop quiz hotshot, if this date goes below 50 mph it explodes [her] that makes no sense [I mouth a tiny explosion sound]"
"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."
"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"
"Crazy Ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates They will kill your dog"
"After years of failure, the ""scientist"" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite."