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Joke of the Day

"Mayweather was boring tonight... If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"

"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."

"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."

"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."

"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."

"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."

"A paraplegic gets hired to play a lead role in a horror film The Silence of The Limbs"

"<at a baptism> *leans over* Me:What's the WiFi password? Him:Jesus Christ, dude! Me:That makes sense....is it case sensitive?"

"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."