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Joke of the Day
"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."
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"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."
"I'm the master at playing 'The floor is lava' *Lies on the couch*"
"Knock knock -Who's there? Ash -Ash who? Bless you.. P.S. kids love it"
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"
"It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it."
"I just posted ""How do I find answers using Google.com?"" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero."
"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."
"What did the ghost say on December 25th? Scary Christmas!"
"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."