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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."
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"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
"What's so cool about cemeteries? I don't get it. People are dying to get in them."
"my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is ""sorry, I was drunk."" But now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic so..shit."
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve."
"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."
"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."
"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"