111755

Joke of the Day

"What's the biggest lie on the internet? ""Thank you for **choosing** Comcast."" Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*."

Next Joke
 
"Having children teaches you patience, humility, love and to never, ever, be surprised when you find a Barbie doll leg clogging the toilet."
"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"
"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground? It didn't have any pickups"
"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"
"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."