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Joke of the Day

"Having children teaches you patience, humility, love and to never, ever, be surprised when you find a Barbie doll leg clogging the toilet."

"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."

"Hotel California is basically a negative Yelp review with a two minute guitar solo."

"A study have shown that there are actually twice as many boobs than women."

"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."

"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."

"Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent."

"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"

"If you don't like the fire....don't tickle the dragon."

"You have to be careful when telling rape jokes... You never know who got buthurt"