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Joke of the Day
"Why are a German vegetarians pessimists? Because they always fear the wurst."
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"when you write a word and it looks wrong but it's right and you just sit there and contemplate life"
"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"
"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."
"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."
"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."
"""I see you have created a tiny human. I, too, have done this."" -me trying to make mom friends. Should I not whisper it? I'll try shouting"
"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."
"What do you call a rooster drawing sh*t? Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"
"Reddit told me to talk to a crush just like I'd talk to anyone else, didn't work Apparently ""Hi, shithead"" wasn't the correct thing to say"