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Joke of the Day

"Why girls have zip in their pents?"

"""OOOOOH an email!"" - me, every single fucking time I email myself"

"What do you call a porno with conjoined twins? 2 girls 1 muff"

"""Was he better than me?"" ""Joe, don't."" ""I have a right to know!"" ""No, he wasn't better than you."" [god appears] ""Mary, what the hell?"""

"*Crime Scene Cop: (cuffs the dog) Detective: what the hell are you doing? Cop: Sir, I think we're dealing with a shapeshifter"

"What is Anon's favorite coding language? Fortran"

"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""

"Are knee pads... ... the perfect gift, for givers?"

"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."

"A friend asked me, ""Did you know Isaac Newton died a virgin""? I replied, ""What colour?"""