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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."

"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."

"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go round the earth for 24 hours, so they called it a day. I'm sorry. Edit: FFS guys it's a ruddy joke. It doesn't have to be scientifically accurate"

"Not only did I find 5 grey hairs on the top of my head but they were also sticking straight up. So....I'm transforming into Albert Einstein."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"Why do stoners spend so much money? because they're high rollers"

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"