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Joke of the Day
"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"
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"For awhile I'm thinking about going out tonight...I haven't seen those blurry people that ask me how much I've had to drink for awhile!"
"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"
"Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene? Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud."
"If I was a superhero, I would be ""not right now"" man."